{"id":2,"date":"2013-04-24T13:07:49","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T12:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pictobello.ch\/edition-2013\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2013-04-29T15:04:29","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T14:04:29","slug":"scenario","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.pictobello.ch\/edition-2013\/scenario\/","title":{"rendered":"sc\u00e9nario"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Le Combat des Chefs<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A la fameuse \u00e9cole de cuisine de la M\u00e8re Poularde, chaque ann\u00e9e c\u2019\u00e9tait le m\u00eame chose\u00a0: il se formait deux camps. Invariablement, certains fondaient pour les fondants, les moelleux, les glaces, les confitures, les gel\u00e9es, les mousses, les pur\u00e9es, bref pour tout ce qui \u00e9tait doux et suave telle une caresse sur la langue. Les autres craquaient pour les craquants, les biscuits, les craquelins, les meringues, les p\u00e2t\u00e9s en cro\u00fbte, les croustades, les chips, bref pour tout ce qui se croquait \u00e0 belles dents. Chaque \u00e9l\u00e8ve choisissait son camp et ainsi la couleur de son tablier\u00a0: vert ou noir. Et on n\u2019en changeait plus.<\/p>\n<p>Entre les deux camps l\u2019ambiance \u00e9tait frigorifique. Elle tenait d\u2019abord aux aliments que chacun devait travailler. Poisson, bananes, pommes et fruits des bois pour les uns, panure, c\u00f4telettes, concombre et chocolat pour les autres. On n\u2019en changeait pas. On s\u2019insultait, en plus. On vantait les m\u00e9rites de sa propre partie, oubliant que l\u2019une et l\u2019autre se compl\u00e9taient si bien et \u00e9taient indispensables \u00e0 tout bon repas.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le moelleux, c\u2019est mieux\u00a0!\u00bb, disaient les chefs cuistots tenant du credo de la douceur.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Mais \u00e7a n\u2019a aucune tenue en bouche\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb, r\u00e9pliquaient les autres, la toque viss\u00e9e sur la t\u00eate, une miche de pain dor\u00e9e \u00e0 la main.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Vas donc h\u00e9 patate\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Tu veux mon poing dans la poire\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>BIM\u00a0!!!<\/p>\n<p>Personne ne vit venir la tomate blette qui s\u2019\u00e9crasa contre \u00a0un tablier noir. La miche de pain prit le chemin inverse, manquant d\u2019\u00e9borgner un cuistot en tablier vert. Ce fut le signal. Tout ce qui \u00e9tait mobile se mit \u00e0 voler dans la cuisine. Comme si le b\u00e2timent entier \u00e9tait d\u2019un coup parti en apesanteur\u00a0: \u0153ufs, oranges, courgettes, farine, p\u00e2tes, saucisses, \u00e9pices, huile, vinaigre, on se jetait tout ce qu\u2019on trouvait.<\/p>\n<p>A la fin de la bataille, il n\u2019y eut pas de gagnants\u00a0; que des cuisiniers tout tach\u00e9s qui, pour r\u00e9ussir le service du soir, durent envoyer deux apprentis chez l\u2019Italien du coin. L\u2019un fut charg\u00e9 de rapporter les pizzas croustillantes\u2026 et l\u2019autre le tiramisu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pictobello.ch\/edition-2013\/organisateur\/catherine-fattebert\/\" target=\"_blank\">Catherine Fattebert<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le Combat des Chefs A la fameuse \u00e9cole de cuisine de la M\u00e8re Poularde, chaque ann\u00e9e c\u2019\u00e9tait le m\u00eame chose\u00a0: il se formait deux camps. 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